Monthly Archives: January 2004

Ahhhhhh!!!! Parasites!!!!

For some reason, I’ve recently developed a morbid fascination with parasites. It started off a few weeks ago when I was listening to NPR and they had an expert on the show that mentioned Toxoplasma gondii, which needs to live in cat intestines to reproduce, but gets there by infecting rats. The expert mentioned that [...]

Smack Doris

I was in a band called Smack Doris. We put out a tape called Regular Sized Monster Series, and you listen to it if you dare.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

victoria’s silica gel
imminently kissable breasts of yong mi kim
osaka waltz
sucking fish
cremora
love in a red dress (hyper.extended_dance_finger)
there is no god like no god
cremora two

Shut Up!

This is the only piece of email that I have ever written that caused someone to call me the instant they got it and tell me to shut up. This pleases me a great deal.
To: “XXX XXXXXXXXX <XXX@XXX.us>

Subject: Re: 3 years too long
X-Shut-Up-Bob: Shut up, Bob!
X-Barry-White: My unlimited love to all y’all.
In-reply-to: Your message of [...]