Monthly Archives: January 2004

Terminator III: Die, Little Boy, Die!

Shortly after seeing Terminator II, I had a dream that I went to see Terminator III. Apparently, Skynet had gotten a little smarter than in previous Terminator movies. This time, it just found where the kid was living, and sent back a 100 megaton nuclear warhead. Boom. So Arnold appeared, and there was nothing for [...]

Sinead O’Connor Is Really Scary

I had this dream awhile ago, and in it Sinead O’Connor kept dying. For some reason, rather than bury all these corpses of Sinead, we would take them out in the woods and throw them on the porch of this decaying cabin. After a while, there were quite a few corpses, there was even one [...]

Home Michael Spuutihed’s Very Unusual Day

It seemed like a day just like any other, but Michael Spuutihed could sense that something was different. Something was going to happen today. Something big. Michael didn’t have a clue as to what would happen, really, but he could tell that today wouldn’t be just like the several thousand that proceeded it. When he [...]