This is the only piece of email that I have ever written that caused someone to call me the instant they got it and tell me to shut up. This pleases me a great deal. To: “XXX XXXXXXXXX <XXX@XXX.us> Subject: Re: 3 years too long X-Shut-Up-Bob: Shut up, Bob! X-Barry-White: My unlimited love to all [...]
Shortly after seeing Terminator II, I had a dream that I went to see Terminator III. Apparently, Skynet had gotten a little smarter than in previous Terminator movies. This time, it just found where the kid was living, and sent back a 100 megaton nuclear warhead. Boom. So Arnold appeared, and there was nothing for [...]
I had this dream awhile ago, and in it Sinead O’Connor kept dying. For some reason, rather than bury all these corpses of Sinead, we would take them out in the woods and throw them on the porch of this decaying cabin. After a while, there were quite a few corpses, there was even one [...]